you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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