Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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