I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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