did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
A bitchslap is in order.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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