So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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