i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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