she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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