how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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