So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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