I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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