PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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