i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
it glows. i had to have it.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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