Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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