we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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