North Korea, Best Korea!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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