i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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