If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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