I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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