you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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