He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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