I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
