It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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