...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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