Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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