# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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