i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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