It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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