In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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