I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize