Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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