Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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