It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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