I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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