now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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