no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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