Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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