Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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