we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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