Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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