I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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