She announced her abortion via fbk
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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