Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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