He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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