Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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