I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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