let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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