lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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