She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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