You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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