Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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