very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
try to milk me bitch
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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