You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I can text with my tongue
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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