Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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