it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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